Every morning I wake up an hour early and attend briefings. You have to be really excited and energetic and able to pump people up, ... I'll dance and scream and do cheers.
- Krista Allen
I basically left Texas with no money. I was making $3.50 working in some mall, so I didn’t have a lot of cash. I took $1,000 and headed to California. Along the way I stopped in Vegas because I had always wanted to see Caesar’s Palace. So I stopped there and won $2,500 on a slot machine! It was amazing. I thought to myself, 'I must be going in the right direction! I’m just gonna keep heading that way.' That’s a true story.
- Krista Allen
I called them because my car was taken without my permission. My baby was inside of my car and they turned it around and put it on me.
- Krista Allen
I love that men like to look at women, that they love sports, that they need to know the inner workings of mechanical objects. I love the whole makeup of men - that they never mature and are always just boys.
- Krista Allen
I put a lot of faith in dreams. I know that big movie roles and opportunities are going to happen. And maybe some girl who is just starting out will do an interview in Stuff and say, “I want to fuck Krista Allen.”
- Krista Allen
I think men are a beautiful creation.
- Krista Allen
I want to clear up a few myths about myself. People have written that I was a kindergarten teacher and a former Miss Texas, and neither is true. I once thought I might want to teach, but that's about it! I never actually taught. And as far as the other thing, I've never even been in a beauty pageant of any kind. I don't know how these things get started. I just didn't know what the heck I wanted to do with my life, so I drove out to California and got really lucky.
- Krista Allen
I'm a firm believer that it's not the way you look or what you have, but what you've got inside.
- Krista Allen




