Life is too short not to do a little practical joking.
- Krista Allen

Men are amazing. I love the way they are. They're consistently little boys, and they need to be nurtured and loved. But at the same time, they need to feel like men.
- Krista Allen

The other day, this guy followed me after I’d gotten a cup of coffee, and I crossed the street to a newsstand to look at magazines. He came up to me and said, “So, why are you getting a magazine?” I said, trying to keep a straight face, “Because I like to read them when I take a shit.” He was so taken aback that he didn’t know what to say, and when he walked away, I couldn’t hold back my laugh anymore. I’m not normally that abrupt. If I don’t want to talk, I’m more dismissive.
- Krista Allen

Women are maternal by nature, and if you can't appreciate men for what they are, go be a lesbian!
- Krista Allen

You don't catch him. He comes to you.
- Krista Allen

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